If our cats had names like those of Snow White's seven companions, they would be:
(or maybe one of them might be "Saggy")
What about your cats?
PS: If you ever receive bizarre emails from me, you can be sure that they were sent by EllyCat's nether regions...
PPS: This pic has two kitties: Elly & NekoNeko (a.k.a. the ASUS laptop)