6/18/2008

short shameful confession #4

I was thinking that my neighbors had been cooking something particularly stinky for dinner tonite and I was getting rather annoyed by the strength of the smell.

Until I realized that the discomfiting stench was actually a piece of salmon that had fallen in my cleavage while I was eating my own dinner.

bleh.

13 comments:

Jessica said...

I haven't laughed this hard all day.
Thanks!

TheLadyofShalott said...

More laughter here! I'll be smiling falling asleep tonight.

Uncouth said...

That's what you get for eating fish.. :}

Zenaida said...

I've heard you can train cats to jump up on command that way.

sarah k. said...

I'm pretty sure that's the funniest thing I've read in a month.

JohnR said...

I've heard you can train men to jump on command that way.

catbonny said...

At least it's not sweettart cleavabe burn. Or was that sour gummy worms?

saraarts said...

HA HA HA HA HA

I am so glad things like this happen to people besides me. Really.

Thank you.

journeygal said...

that's hilarious

peter said...

That's actually how LadyofShalott steams salmon for us on special occasions. Mmmmm...salmon decolletage...

Quin said...

Epic embarrassment. That's beautiful.

Brooke said...

Oh dear. That was a good laugh.

Greg said...

you make me laugh, thanks