2/02/2007

What NOT to get me for Valentine's Day




1) Any product that has extra x's or z's in the title, as in exxxtra pleasure, sizzzlin' hot, XXXL, etc
2) Milk chocolate (du-uh)
3) Apparel with faux fur trim, feathers, or red sequins
4) A Hallmark card
5) Items that have a life expectancy of less than three days (such as goldfish, cut flowers, or bacon)

7 comments:

J. Mark English said...
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Anonymous said...

mmm bacon.

JohnR said...

(Looks like you got comment spammed.)

Shoot. I guess I should send back the Sexxxy Milk Chocolate Flavored Fur-Trim* Edible Panties (and accompanying Hallmark Card).

*Some parts not edible.

John White said...

I missed the original fur-trim reference and thought you were making a horribly inappropriate joke.

Now, -I'm- the one doing that.

Bored in Vernal said...

I guess that just leaves....
diamonds!

jana said...

BiV:
Yah, um...probably not. I have one ring with a few diamond shards in it. Other than that, no diamonds in my possession. I feel way-too-guilty about the ways that diamonds are mined.

Oh, but estate jewelry is okay, because it's recycled. [John: hint, hint]

alisonwonderland said...

jana and john: thanks for making me smile! hope you have a fabulous valentine's day!